Myself Quotes
Those who want to explain to me… what kind of person I am… Relax… I know my strengths!
A woman always speaks the truth… But not right away… And not all of it…
Love me for who I am…
Firstly: I am great! Secondly: Enough with the “firstly”!
I’ve reached the age when a guy I like could be married.
He doesn’t need perfect, he needs me. Someone who is stubborn, sensitive, and jealous.
I don’t speculate about life, I live it.
Meaningful quotes about oneself.
I’m like a teapot… I boil quickly, but you can’t wash away the sediment by any means…
I loved… I cried… I waited for something… I let go… I forgot… And I’m happy.
Want to attract a man’s interest? Don’t think about him, think about yourself…
Life has given me a lot: I’ve learned to lie so well that I believe what I say.
Everything is awesome for me! And those who are not satisfied with it will be too!
When you need me, look for me where you were when I needed you.
You don’t have to be perfect, all things perfect are kept in a museum.
You can’t find yourself – you can only create yourself.
About my beloved self
For myself, I have never been good. I have been, I am, and I will be the best!
While I was cleaning the mirror, I thought that I was the most domestic… Oh no!!! The most beautiful!!!…))
I am thrilled with the fact of my own existence!
Accept me as I am! I won’t become worse, and I have nowhere to become better!
Funny quotes about yourself
If I step back, it doesn’t mean that I am a coward, I am just gaining momentum!
Why am I always talking about myself! And how do you like my new dress?
I smoke, drink, swear, and have many other talents…
Can’t sleep… I will go and check his page and count sheep…
In my youth, I wanted to change the world. Now, I am trying not to let the world change me.
What a beautiful day!… It’s time to ruin it.
Short quotes
I may be naughty, but many say that my eyes are beautiful…
If I want to, I will take everything from you, even your last name.
I love kind words when they are all about me!
Maybe I am the sun, but it doesn’t shine on you!
There are two opinions…MINE and the WRONG one!
I am too modest to live well.
I will end my life by overeating!
Pretty About Yourself
Maybe I’ve become smarter, maybe I’ve become more cynical, but now I don’t care about many people…
I make music on my nerves, spreading someone’s feelings on bread, and exclaim, “This is delicious!”
Deep down in our souls, we vaguely know who we really are. This is what causes sorrow in our souls: we are not who we want to be.
Finding meaning in life is happiness, finding happiness in life is meaning.
I love people who like me, they have good taste.
Funny quotes about oneself
It turned out that I am a goddess… Wherever I go, everyone says, “Oh God, it’s you again!”
Started my third diet: can’t get enough of the first two…
My conscience doesn’t torture me, it gets a percentage from every bad thing I do.
When I feel bad, I sing. And then everyone feels bad!
I’m such a blonde! Even when I’m disguised as a brunette!
I’m an angel, just my halo needs to be recharged and my wings need to be washed…
Quotes about oneself that bring tears to the eyes
My character is wonderful! It’s just that everyone has weak nerves.
It’s not that I don’t have a boyfriend. No guy has me!!!
I’m not a countess, but I carry myself with dignity. And I don’t show my pain…
I’m the happiest person in the world. No, I’m not in love… I got some sleep!
About a woman like me
Yes, that’s me.. I take everything to heart.. I quickly get attached to people… I often get offended… but I am sincere…
We, women, have no flaws. We only have SPECIAL EFFECTS!
It’s hard to be a woman – you have to come up with some whims every day.
I was born to go shopping, but I’m forced to go to work.
I’m not the one you can live with… I’m the one without whom living is impossible…
I’m not a queen, but I wear a crown well.
Allow me to introduce myself – Queen! Snowy! Very cold!
Quotes about a girl
I visit his page, gently stroke his name with the cursor, and leave.
If an ordinary girl is a mystery, then I am a super top-secret state secret!
I thought and decided that I will always be happy!!!
I am a quiet and modest girl. Offend me – I’ll bury it quietly and celebrate modestly. 🙂
Don’t be perfect for others, be perfect for yourself!
I am Happiness!!! And I decide whom to make happy!
There are no girls who don’t like flowers, there are men who think so.
Statuses about myself being fun
Looking at myself, I think – I’m either drunk or crazy… But in reality, I’m the happiest!
I don’t love blindly, but squinting from happiness…
Selfish, cunning, but cute BASTARD…
Of all my qualities, the only positive one is my Rh factor.
I’m a brunette… The best black stripe in your life!
About yourself
I’m not interested in your personal life, and I would like it to be mutual.
I have an excellent memory, so when I say “I don’t remember,” I just don’t want to talk about it.
Speak only good things about yourself – whoever said it will forget, but what’s been said will remain!
I’m not into sports, so I’m not going to run after anyone.
I didn’t sleep all day, didn’t eat all night. Of course, I’m tired!
When I eat, I’m deaf and dumb, sly and fast, and devilishly smart.
Me? Suffer? Oh, I beg you, I can only suffer with class.
Bold quotes about oneself
I don’t really care how I look in your eyes… I look magnificent in mine!!! and that’s what matters the most!! 🙂
Just because my mom taught me to be nice, gentle and cultured, doesn’t mean I won’t kick you in the eye like my dad taught me.
I’m sick of hearing “you have to learn to forgive”. God will forgive, but I’ll remember.
I’m trying to become a kind and good person. Don’t interfere with me… don’t provoke me!
You don’t like me? No problem! I don’t like you either!